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drunken post-- with a guest host!

with guest host, Uncle J

1. would you have sex in a public restroom stall?

2. when giving oral sex, are you careful not to use your teeth your teeth?

3. would you wear a dirty pair of underpants that you found on the sidewalk? or someone else's soiled underpants in general?

4. if you were to have sex with animals, would you prefer livestock or indoor pets?

5. would you eat food that was disposed of in a trash can behind a restaurant?
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1. would you have sex in a public restroom stall?
Most probably, if I was not asexual and there was no-one else in there! ;)

2. when giving oral sex, are you careful not to use your teeth your teeth?
Don't have sex...

3. would you wear a dirty pair of underpants that you found on the sidewalk? or someone else's soiled underpants in general?
Of course not. What a silly question.

4. if you were to have sex with animals, would you prefer livestock or indoor pets?
Neither.

5. would you eat food that was disposed of in a trash can behind a restaurant?
No.
1. would you have sex in a public restroom stall?
I've done this already. So yes.

2. when giving oral sex, are you careful not to use your teeth?
Try my best not to.

3. would you wear a dirty pair of underpants that you found on the sidewalk? or someone else's soiled underpants in general?
Nope.

4. if you were to have sex with animals, would you prefer livestock or indoor pets?
Perferably neither, but since the question is a "pick one" senerio, I'd go with the indoor pets, as you can contract chylamidia from sheep.

5. would you eat food that was disposed of in a trash can behind a restaurant?
Not unless I was homeless and had no other choise.
1. would you have sex in a public restroom stall?
Probably not. I'd probably be too concerned about germs and getting caught to perform properly under those circumstances.

2. when giving oral sex, are you careful not to use your teeth?
Since I only go down on women, the teeth thing is less of an issue. Usually I avoid any kind of biting down there unless the woman specifically advises me that it would be welcomed, though.

3. would you wear a dirty pair of underpants that you found on the sidewalk? or someone else's soiled underpants in general?
No, I'd rather go without.

4. if you were to have sex with animals, would you prefer livestock or indoor pets?
I'm not inclined towards sex with animals at all, but if I had to, I'd probably want to go with one that wasn't going to suffer. I've heard that cows, for instance, barely notice when people have sex with them, since their bodies are made to handle much, much larger invaders.

5. would you eat food that was disposed of in a trash can behind a restaurant?
If I was sufficiently poor and hungry, yes. I've been homeless before, but never so poor that I couldn't afford 25 or 33 cents for a Cup O' Noodles. I worry about germs, so food just lying in the trash would probably freak me out, but I could dig it if it were packaged somehow. I could also see eating the inside of something, like the insides of discarded dinner rolls, calzones, and so on.
1. would you have sex in a public restroom stall?
alone? or with someone else? why not? and why couldn't we find someplace more private? (say, my car?)

2. when giving oral sex, are you careful not to use your teeth your teeth?
honestly, if teeth are an issue, you are doing it wrong. that's all there is to it. and I did get to mock-- incessantly-- a friend of mine whose girlfriend had braces (yes!) and THAT became an issue!

3. would you wear a dirty pair of underpants that you found on the sidewalk? or someone else's soiled underpants in general?
okay, I don't like wearing panties in the first place, but if this is some kind of fetish for my partner, then I would wear my partner's previously worn panties/boxers/briefs.

4. if you were to have sex with animals, would you prefer livestock or indoor pets?
gross. does giving my parents' somewhat retarded dog an erection by petting him in only the most friendly of ways count?

5. would you eat food that was disposed of in a trash can behind a restaurant?
no one can appropriately answer this question while not hungry. I once ate bread that was thrown during the toast at a Rocky Horror Picture Show because I was so hungry.
I ate the toast at Rocky as well! Actually, I caught the toast, and then waited for the hot dogs to be thrown a few minutes later. I folded the toast around the hot dog and it was yummy (in my hungry opinion). Sadly, it made a poor impression on the person sitting next to me, who got up and did not return for the remainder of the show.
ha ha my virgin show, I was auctioned off for a swollen purple clitoris. apparently we had very different crowds!
1. would you have sex in a public restroom stall?
Already have.

2. when giving oral sex, are you careful not to use your teeth your teeth?
I don't enjoy giving oral sex. And what the hell are people doing using their teeth?!

3. would you wear a dirty pair of underpants that you found on the sidewalk? or someone else's soiled underpants in general?
Of course not. For sanitary purposes.

4. if you were to have sex with animals, would you prefer livestock or indoor pets?
neither.

5. would you eat food that was disposed of in a trash can behind a restaurant?
Only if it just got thrown out and I was really, really hungry.